What I’m Working On (And Where the Right Capital Could Accelerate Impact)
The last mile between trauma and transcendence—bridged by code.
Current Initiatives:
Moonshot platforms, sovereign AI infrastructure, and real-world applications forged in the coming future.
Investor interest welcome. Alignment is mandatory.
The Mission – 12 Trillion Parameters.
Most startups wrap themselves in a story. I wrapped real-life in a stack, gave the story a mission, and pointed the stack at a disease.
Location: Kyiv, Ukraine and United States (I’m American) — building on the edge because that’s where the future gets written.
Thesis: This is not another SaaS app. This is a sovereign cognition engine—disguised as a business portfolio—powered by memory, weaponized for resilience, and coded under literal fire and drones falling from the sky.
The Objective: Cure a genetic disease (1284insA), and in the process, redefine what’s possible with AI, narrative architecture, and digital infrastructure.
I’m looking for partners, not just capital:
Principled, long-horizon investors who want to move the needle on real-world, multi-layered change.
Operators who understand wartime velocity—and the cryptographic trust required when building under existential conditions.
Builders and amplifiers who see value in infrastructure that’s antifragile by necessity and mythic by design.
If that’s you—welcome to the table.
If not, there are safer bets (and you already know their names).
What I’m Building—And Why the Right Capital Actually Matters
A Living Portfolio, Not Just a Pipeline
Welcome to the portfolio where everything is interconnected: five core AI components (Keymaker, Roundtable, Locksmith, Vault, LIO & DataMaker pipelines), three flagship projects, and a slate of commercial ventures that power the machine.
This is not a “launch and hope” graveyard. It’s a live system, built in wartime, coded on the move, and driven by a mission that’s personal, not just professional.
The Stack: Five Core AI Components
Every project below is more than a site—it’s part of a recursive cognition stack:
Keymaker: Orchestrator, internal learner, and output director.
Roundtable: Multi-model debate engine—where agents argue, challenge, and evolve.
Locksmith: Memory core and insight synthesizer—logs, adapts, protects.
Vault: Triadic adjudication AI—delivers final review, ethics, and coherence (think: Supreme Court for cognition).
LIO & DataMaker Pipelines: The backbone; from keyword to full intelligence, every step tracked, every agent logged.
Three Ringmasters, One Mythic Stack
clownshow.ai: The main tent—part AI circus, part meme arsenal, all built to mock the industry and rewrite the script. Every act is an experiment, every error is canon. If you get it, you’re already inside.
carrotcartel.com: The syndicate’s den. Rabbit bosses, operator backstories, digital folklore, and the kind of lore you can’t make up (but I did). Think of it as the underworld that explains how the circus survives.
digital.vip: The velvet rope. Not a SaaS—an operator’s command center, where recursive AI, white-label dashboards, and the forbidden scripts go live. If you’re not on the list, keep walking.
The Rest: Commercial Projects, Revenue Engines, & Ecosystem
What you see in the grid below is the commercial layer—projects built for the market: travel, tourism, SEO, directories, outsourcing, and local services. Each one funds the core mission, leverages the main stack, and proves out the tech in real-world verticals.
The Story Behind the Stack
Everything here is part of a bigger story. My wife and I documented our real-life escape from Ukraine in 2022—every address, city, and pivot is logged and forms the backbone of the novel I’m writing. These aren’t just “case studies”—they’re blueprints for resilience, and every project you see has roots in real-world places and actual field conditions.
Yes, there is a novel—and it’s already more structured than half the business books on the shelves.
This is story-driven infrastructure, and the narrative runs through the code.
Alignment Required
I don’t want VC tourists.
I want capital that understands wartime velocity, mythic ambition, and mission-driven infrastructure. If you’re ready for insurgent returns, let’s talk.
Otherwise, enjoy the circus from the seats. Welcome to the show.
Explore the grid below—every project has a purpose, and every component ties back to the mission.
clownshow.ai
The world’s first AI-powered cyber-circus and meme factory—mocking the SEO industry while running rings around it. Podcast, content engine, and viral chaos, all in one tent.
carrotcartel.com
The hidden lore, characters, and operator backstories of the Carrot Cartel—home to the rabbit mafia bosses, syndicate legends, and digital folklore behind the clownshow.ai circus.
digital.vip
SEO reseller and white-label platform. Not just another toolkit, but an operator’s control room—recursive AI, automated audits, white-label dashboards, and next-gen SEO weapons.
LIO & DataMaker
The backbone of the operator stack—step_agents, Keymaker, Roundtable, Vault, and Locksmith. A living cognition engine: from seed keyword to full intelligence, tracked, and logged.
Keymaker
The orchestrator and internal learner of the cognition stack—directs every step, refines outputs with agents, and continuously adapts using feedback from Roundtable and Vault.
Roundtable
A multi-model deliberation engine—diverse AI agents debate, interpret, and generate hypotheses, ensuring every decision is challenged, logged, and ready for higher review.
Vault
A triadic AI adjudication panel modeled after Federalist 78—reviews all cognition outputs, tags contradictions, and delivers final judgments to ensure evidence, ethics, and system coherence.
Locksmith
The sovereign, recursive intelligence core—absorbs all system memory, synthesizes insight, and modulates behavior across the stack, guiding the mission to a cure CF mutation 2184insA.
ukrainedeveloper.com
Ethical talent collective connecting Ukrainian developers with value-aligned tech projects, using AI matchmaking and curated profiles to offer responsible, cost-effective dev outsourcing.
seo.vegas
A curated Las Vegas business directory—connects local companies with verified SEO and marketing experts proven to deliver real results in the Vegas market.
seoaudit.expert
Targets global SEO demand with a hybrid service and SaaS model, offering audit expertise, automation, and a strategic go-to-market approach in a competitive landscape.
keyworddensity.com
Local SEO, small business marketing, content optimization, keyword precision optimization, semantic resonance LIO Step_1 and lead gen for cosmetic dermatology.
seo-engineer.com
Local SEO, small business marketing, syntax and entity analysis LIO Step_2, and digital lead gen for HVAC contractors and businesses specializing in 24/7 emergency and holiday services.
i-rank-u.com
Local SEO, small business marketing, SERP/intent monitoring, keyword and content clustering, and new client acquisition for new, solo, and boutique Personal Injury lawyers.
onlineseo.org
Local SEO, small business marketing, web presence, and thought leadership for clinics and practitioners in regenerative medicine and stem cell therapy.
ukraineseo.com
LLMO-focused SEO and web outsourcing for optimizing sites for AI-driven search with semantic clarity and structured data, while highlighting cost-effective Ukrainian expertise.
tourguidetours.com
AI Pocket Concierge—an ethical, mobile app giving travelers instant, context-aware answers to on-the-go problems, with a freemium model and robust intent-driven backend.
nycprivate.tours
Private NYC tours with licensed guides, niche experiences, and direct online booking, built on strategic marketing, solid operations, and a focus on profitable, personalized travel.
kievprivatetour.com
AI-powered and live private tours of Kyiv’s UNESCO St. Sophia Cathedral and main attractions, delivering immersive visuals, dynamic narration, and personalized cultural experiences.
ukrainetours.net
Deep-dive guides and interactive modules on Ukrainian culture, castles, and UNESCO sites, targeting global travelers and history fans with a lean, content-driven tourism strategy.
odessaprivatetour.com
AI-guided and live private tours of Odessa’s UNESCO center, featuring interactive exploration, rich visuals, and an AI narrator for immersive cultural and historical experiences.
odessashipping.com
AI-powered Black Sea shipping hub and direct B2B marketplace, offering port intel, curated news, and streamlined logistics connections for importers, exporters, and freight companies.
ukraineresidence.com
Guiding foreign nationals through Ukrainian residency, visas, and permits, offering clear, personalized pathways with features for students, entrepreneurs, and long-stay visitors.
findpsychologist.net
Self-help resource and psychologist directory empowering users to explore science-backed tools and private access to professionals—no diagnoses, just real support.